idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via byeihy)

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

(via milkshayke)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem, via paradacsa-an)

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

(via lohanthony)

instazain:

when you have to make the decision between sleeping and the internet 

(via sleep)